Stockholm Syndrome Coffin Edition

Yup. I have slacked harder than Axl Rose...Two weeks without showing up to my own gig; and I don't even have the excuse of shagging random groupies or snorting sucrose - I don't have groupies and I only do brown sugar.

I have been busy sorting out the final episode of "Lord of the ‎Ping" at my parents house (very obscure joke about sorting out the Internet connection) and escaping the mental crutches of an unexplained crush for the Dude With The Stained Panties.

So, I am now in Stockholm, Sweden and I am emailing from my coffin - from which I am squeezing to death in a badass corset!