Sunday, 3 January 2016

New Year Resolutions : 2016 Bad Bitch Edition

  1. Continue to be a Bad Bitch
  2. Discard obnoxious dong owners and do not give them the time of the day because of rule number 1
  3. Eat healthily ... and that does includes chicken pad thai
  4. Get my taekwondo Black Belt, and in general, practice more - and it doesnt matter if it involves breaking bitches instead of boards
  5. Do more travel, and that does mean in a perimeter outside the Kingdom of London
  6. Be proud of my black wardrobe and use more of my metal bling (not in people's face, for that see point 4)
  7. Keep a circle of friends made of people who matter, not facebook critters
  8. Stop playing Lady Save-A-Hoe , unless I get paid for it
  9. Cook more from scratch, and that does also include chicken pad thai
  10. Marry Christian Bale and party in our kinky dungeon
Oh yeah baby! 
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